ѕoldιer: 76

Robotic Hammer - it's huge.
ATELIER D'ORO HELLPEPPER HOT SAUCE - Bright red and angry looking. Measured at 750,000 Scoville.
Racing Poster - A poster for the Goldcliff Battlewagon League, featuring guest appearances by the saviors of Faerun!
Kazoo - A small, easy to play child's instrument.
Makeup Kit - Leans a little more towards the Halloweenie side of things, but you could use it like a normal makeup kit too if you wanted.
Magic Cue-Ball - Like a Magic 8-Ball, but there's no little window to see what answers it gives. It's entirely opaque.
Cigarettes - A pack of relatively cheap and simple cigarettes, perfect for taking your mind off the horrible uncertainty of your chaotic future!
Null Suit - Some kind of futuristic space suit? It comes in burgundy, burnt umber, cinnamon, and red.
Tab Soda - Dear god how is it so delicious despite having no sugar whatsoever?
X-TREME Teen Bible - Now you too can teach kids the radical word of- wait, Pan?
Beet - A fresh Schrute Farms Beet!
Recorder - A small, plastic flute instrument.
Jelly Babies - Would you like one?
UNIT Uniform - A vaguely military uniform for the Unified Intelligence Taskforce.
LED Keychain - An actual light source, if a tiny one. Keeping
Flapper's Dress - A dress straight from the Roaring 20's. Perfect for that big party in West Egg.
Belt of Dwarvenkind - Wearing this lets you see in the dark as if it were dim light, gives you an inordinate fondness for gold, and gives you a small chance of sprouting a magnificent, full beard every morning.
Beet - A fresh Schrute Farms Beet! A gift from Dwight.
Glow with the Show Ears - These light up ears are specially programmed to glow in time with all your favorite Disney shows, like Fantasmic! Too bad they don’t work here. A gift from Maybeck.
Diet Nuka - Use cautiously around Mintos.



Frosted Honey Bun - A delicious baked treat, individually wrapped. Eaten
Magic Goldfish - A fish in a small, closed glass sphere of water. The magic is that it apparently doesn't need food or air. his name is petras
Trainers - Basic, lace-up sneakers. worn?
A Weed - A small, shareable bag. CHRIS I'M CALLING NINE-ONE-ONE. USED FUCK THE POLICE
BLADE ARMOUR - A dark grey and blue set of skin-tight, space-ninja armour with glowing highlights. A gift from Keith. Keeping
Belt of Dwarvenkind - Wearing this lets you see in the dark as if it were dim light, gives you an inordinate fondness for gold, and gives you a small chance of sprouting a magnificent, full beard every morning. Keeping
Ocean Water - A small capsule containing… just ten gallons of seawater coming at you. Did you know you can drown in less than an inch of water? Keeping
Fish Logs (With Custard) - Fish in delicious, baked stick form. With cool custard dipping sauce on the side. Eaten
LED - A small, circular, biocomponent for external feedback. Extremely easy to remove, and not entirely useful. A gift from Kara. Keeping
Krazy Gloo - Caution, may adhere to skin. Dries instantly. Keeping
Walkie-Talkies - A set of two-way radios with extremely short range and an ever dwindling battery life. Keeping
Nerf-ized Pulse Rifle - It's nerf - or nothing! Keeping
Sewing Kit - Includes needles, thread, thimbles, and a set of tiny scissors. Keeping
Captain's Jacket - A WWII era American army jacket in navy blue. It cuts a dashing figure. Worn
Biotic Field Canister - A small canister that, when set down, emits a softly glowing field that encourages rapid regeneration. Used
Buttermints - A pack of tiny restaurant mints. Eaten
Cracked Smartphone - The screen is practically a spiderweb of cracks, but at least you can still look at the pictures on the SD card! Returned
The Good Stuff - A classy looking bottle with a faded label. It's green. Smells very alcoholic. Drank
Towel - Fluffy and warm and dries like nobody's business. Always know where it is. Used
Hugbear Plush - Your huggable Bugbear buddy.
Old Family Photo - A happy photo of a man with a vague smile, a cheerful woman, and a little girl...wait, is that Sophia? Returned
Rodimus Star - Awarded for "Neatest Handwriting". Returned
ACE Bandage - A cloth bandage suitable for a variety of uses. Keeping
BOTTLE OF "UNIVERSAL SOLVENT" - A purportedly potent acid. Use with caution. A gift from Izzy. Keeping